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<i>Previously on
"Superman and Lois"...</i>

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<i>I was there the night
that that thing came,</i>

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<i>and I saw what happened
to your dad.</i>

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Jordan told me
everything about your dad

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and who he really is.

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<i>Sell me your farm,
you get $10 million.</i>

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It's a lot of money
to turn down.

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It's nothing compared
to what you sacrificed.

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<i>Aidy thinks I'm Superman,</i>

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and I'm pretty sure
she's not the only one.

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<i>When I first started out
as Superman in Metropolis,</i>

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<i>being a hero was easy.</i>

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Excuse me, do you know
where Milledge Avenue is?

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<i>In a big city like that,
I could disappear</i>

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<i>at a moment's notice.</i>

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<i>And I was just
another face in the crowd.</i>

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<i>In Smallville,
I was just Clark Kent.</i>

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<i>Why would anyone
suspect otherwise?</i>

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<i>But then I died.</i>

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<i>And some people saw
something, something that</i>

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<i>raised questions about me.</i>

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<i>Breaking news out of
Metropolis this afternoon.</i>

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<i>A 1974 Model Helbing 562
twin-engine passenger aircraft</i>

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<i>originating from Milwaukee
and en route to Atlanta</i>

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<i>has blown both engines
just after takeoff.</i>

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Oh, um, you know what?

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I think I--I left
my wallet in the car.

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I'll be right back.

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<i>To keep you up to date
on any new developments.</i>

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<i>The 50-year-old aircraft
was due</i>

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<i>to retire next month
after failing</i>

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<i>multiple safety inspections.
- Hold on there, Brian.</i>

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<i>It appears Superman has
arrived just in time.</i>

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{\an8}<i>- Thanks, Isabel.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Once again, Superman
arrives to save the day</i>

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<i>and save countless lives.</i>

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Found it.

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<i>Investigators to the scene
to determine what caused this.</i>

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You're back already?

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I just went
to the parking lot.

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Right, yes. Yeah, um.

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That is $15.46.

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{\an8}You have got to be
kidding me.

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{\an8}How did I miss step 27?

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{\an8}Maybe we can help?

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{\an8}Does it look
like I need help?

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{\an8}- You're doing great, Mom.
- No, you don't need help.

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{\an8}This is supposed to be a
nice gift for Chrissy and Kyle.

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{\an8}Oh, everything okay?

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{\an8}Of course everything's okay.
Is everything okay with you?

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{\an8}Yeah, yeah. No, I'm good.

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{\an8}Just making some progress
on my list.

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{\an8}You mean your
"convince everyone

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{\an8}you're not Superman" list?

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{\an8}Look, too many people
are getting suspicious.

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{\an8}We gotta put the genie
back in the bottle

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{\an8}before it's too late,
so I'm crossing Denise Olowe

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{\an8}off my list, which
just leaves Aidy Manning and--

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{\an8}both:
Coach Gaines.

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{\an8}Yeah, he's next.

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{\an8}The secret's very important,

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{\an8}so we all have to do
whatever it takes.

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{\an8}Well, good luck with that.

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{\an8}We're gonna go see a movie.

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{\an8}Any news on Luthor?

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{\an8}He just went back to his
old apartment in Metropolis.

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{\an8}He should be in prison.

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{\an8}Has John Henry
gotten Otis to talk?

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{\an8}Not yet, but he says
it's just a matter of time.

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{\an8}He better hurry.

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{\an8}The last time Luthor
went this quiet,

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{\an8}he created a monster that
literally killed you.

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{\an8}<i>- Just imagine it.</i>

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{\an8}It has multiple rooms, laundry
that doesn't require quarters.

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{\an8}Oh, look at that.

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{\an8}A backyard for
family barbecues.

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{\an8}And we can have
an actual nursery.

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{\an8}Mm-hmm.

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{\an8}Our baby deserves
a nursery, Kyle.

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{\an8}Yeah.

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{\an8}This house is just perfect.

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{\an8}Well, how much
does perfect cost?

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{\an8}Oh.

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{\an8}Oh, well, that is--

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{\an8}Totally out of our budget.
I know.

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{\an8}I shouldn't have even
been looking at it.

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{\an8}No, no. Hey.

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{\an8}Look, you and I, we--
we need a perfect house

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{\an8}because we're about to have
a perfect baby.

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{\an8}So if this is the one,
then we'll figure out

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{\an8}a way to make it work, okay?

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{\an8}Okay.

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{\an8}<i>- Hey, Coach.</i>

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{\an8}Hey, hey, Kent.

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{\an8}You here to accept
my job offer?

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{\an8}It's a pretty good salary
for an assistant coach.

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{\an8}But a guy like you is worth it.

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{\an8}I'm afraid I have to decline.

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{\an8}Is this about the boys
not playing?

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{\an8}Because I'm working on that.

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{\an8}You can stop working on it.

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{\an8}And I didn't entirely
appreciate the girls comment.

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{\an8}It's not really a reason
someone should play football.

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{\an8}Who said anything
about girls?

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{\an8}I simply said that football is
a super way to build character,

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{\an8}which your boys are gonna need
if they're gonna follow

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{\an8}in their father's footsteps.

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{\an8}Well, frankly, the last time
Jonathan was on the team,

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{\an8}he took drugs, so.

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{\an8}I don't think he needed them.

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{\an8}I don't think
anybody needs drugs.

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{\an8}You know what I mean.

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{\an8}I--I'm not sure I do. Um.

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{\an8}Oh, hey, Coach,
you're gonna want to watch--

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{\an8}ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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{\an8}- Ow?
- Ow!

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{\an8}Ow?

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{\an8}Ow!

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{\an8}- Ow?
- Ow!

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{\an8}Uh, are you okay, Kent?

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{\an8}I don't know, I think I might
have sprained something.

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{\an8}I'm not a doctor.
It just hurts. Ow!

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{\an8}Okay, I'm gonna get some ice.

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{\an8}Yeah.

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{\an8}Ow?

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{\an8}We need some ice!

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{\an8}Hey, we need some ice!

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{\an8}<i>- What, are you worried
you're gonna get hurt?</i>

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{\an8}This is the "Daily Planet"

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{\an8}softball team
we're talking about.

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{\an8}It's not some
underground fight club.

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{\an8}Jimmy's right.
You should join.

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{\an8}You love baseball.

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{\an8}Yeah, I--I know.

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Just, I've never
actually played.

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Neither has most of the team.

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Okay, ignore my sister.

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She and your fiancé
hang out all the time.

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But what about us? Come on.

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Can't we be pals?

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We already are, aren't we?

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Friends hang out
outside of work.

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What better way to do that
than by taking back our trophy

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from those pretentious jerks
at "The Star"?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, what do you say?

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You in?

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Jimmy, I'm sorry,
I'm just--I'm really swamped

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with this Intergang story
right now.

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See? I told you he'd say no.

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Always does.

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Right. Maybe next time, CK.

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You know we don't have any
leads on the Intergang story.

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I can't join a softball team.

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My dad never wanted me to play
sports for obvious reasons.

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But especially
now with Superman,

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I can't risk drawing
attention to myself.

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No matter who you are, you're
still allowed to have friends.

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I have friends.

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Not friends all the way
in Smallville.

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Friends you can
actually hang out with.

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It doesn't matter.
If I played, I'd be cheating.

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Then don't cheat.
Be terrible.

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It's not about winning.

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Be terrible.
Well, not terrible.

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I could--oh! Oh, I could bunt!

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I could be the bunt guy!

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I love bunts!
- Great.

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I don't know what that means.

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But, yes, you see,
you can do it.

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Yes, I can do this.

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Thanks, babe.

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Uh, hey, Jimmy?

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Had a thought.

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How low are your expectations?

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I saw the first one
four times.

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Now I plan on taking
a drink every time

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there's a severed limb.

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There he is.

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The star quarterback.

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Dude, I told Gaines
I can't play.

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Position's yours.

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Because that's the only way
I could get it, right?

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I could never dream
of beating you.

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Timmy, what's your problem?

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My problem is that I worked
my ass off for football

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while the Wonder Twins here
have superpowers.

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Wait, you think
we have powers?

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Do you hear how crazy
that sounds?

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Always wondered how you
were so good as a freshman.

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I had to take X-K
just to keep up.

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But that's because you were
super-powered this whole time.

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- That's not what happened.
- Stop lying.

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I know it's true!

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- I'm not lying.
- Yes, you are.

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Why don't you show them
who you are?

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Get out of my face.

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You ruined my life, Kent.
- Get out of my face.

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I'm not gonna
get out of your face.

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Why don't you show
them who you are!

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Get out of my face!

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Whatever's going on here
is done, okay?

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You've ruined my life, Kent.

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I think you should leave.

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Fine.

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Superboy wins again.

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<i>Okay, open. Surprise!</i>

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It's so...

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big.

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Okay, you might wanna
have Kyle do a safety check.

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It's lovely.

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Thank you.

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It's just...

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We actually need to talk.

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Maybe you should sit down.

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Okay.

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So me and Kyle, we've
been looking and looking,

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and we finally found a house.

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Lois, it's <i>the</i> house.
- That's amazing.

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Except it's not even
remotely in our price range.

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And I've been over and over it,

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and the only way we'll ever
be able to afford it is...

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if I sell my share
of the "Gazette."

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Chrissy.

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I'm really sorry.

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Well, you don't get to make a
decision like that without me.

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I thought we were
building something here.

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We are.

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We were.

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We're supposed to be a team.

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And I love our team.
I really do.

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But I'm about to have
a new team.

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And the way this baby stomps
on my bladder every minute,

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they're gonna need a yard
to run around in.

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No, I get that.
Of course I do.

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I just--if you sell,

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that could mean the end
of the "Gazette."

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And that's the last thing
I'd ever want.

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Working with you
has been a dream.

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I have to do this
for my family.

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Do you hate me?

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No, of course not.
I'm happy for you.

242
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,957
I'm just sad to lose this.

243
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,294
I'm really sorry.

244
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,755
But this baby's kicking
around in there again,

245
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,050
and I have to pee,
like, right now.

246
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,559
Hey, I got your message.

247
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,394
Everything okay?

248
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,812
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

249
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,733
You're selling your grill?

250
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,695
Look, Kent, I got one kid
getting ready to study abroad,

251
00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,906
I got another one
growing up way too fast,

252
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,491
and now a baby on the way.

253
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,658
There's no way around it.

254
00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:03,078
I'm--I'm flat broke.

255
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,996
But that particular
tragedy is not what

256
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,623
I wanted to talk to you about.

257
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,166
Well, what's going on?

258
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,209
It's about Timmy Ryan.

259
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,211
I saw him earlier today
with the boys.

260
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,755
He was accusing Jon
of cheating at football

261
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,799
and then talking about
how he didn't think

262
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,675
it was fair that he
should have to compete

263
00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:21,054
for a spot against Superboy.

264
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,099
Okay, so now
Timmy Ryan knows.

265
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,684
Is there anyone in this town
I don't have to worry about?

266
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,311
I mean, I know
it can't be easy

267
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:32,859
always having to keep yourself
a secret from all your friends.

268
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,362
That's right, baby!

269
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,822
Come on, Smallville!

270
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,365
You got this. Come on, CK.

271
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,868
Bring me home, baby!

272
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,460
Whoo!

273
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:55,297
Yeah, baby!

274
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,094
CK bringing me home
in the bottom of the ninth

275
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,345
with an epic bunt?

276
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,805
What got into you?

277
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,640
First rule of Meteors
legend Ray Coyle's book.

278
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,058
If you can't bunt,
you can't win.

279
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,187
You're a madman,
and I absolutely love it.

280
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,938
Hey, Lane.

281
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:14,566
Hey, how's it feel to
be dating the big hero?

282
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,276
Same as always.

283
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,236
You're a lucky lady.
Don't you ever forget it.

284
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,071
Yeah, I think we know
who the lucky one is.

285
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,240
Hey, you and me, man, this is
the start of something great.

286
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,783
You hear me?

287
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,201
Next thing I know,
you're gonna be trying out

288
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,787
for the big leagues.

289
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,539
Is that too much?
Should I have struck out?

290
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,957
No, it was great.

291
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,417
And that smile looks
good on you too.

292
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,835
Well, I've never been
part of the team before.

293
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,962
I didn't know it
felt this good.

294
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,840
I hate having
to lie like that.

295
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,551
You didn't, though.
Not really.

296
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,178
And besides,
Malcolm and Wellnitz

297
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,846
just thought
he was crazy anyway.

298
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,347
Yeah, but he's not.

299
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:49,726
And we just let them
make fun of him for us.

300
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,935
With him coming
at us like that,

301
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,271
we didn't really have a choice.

302
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,190
Besides, Timmy
was wrong anyway.

303
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,025
You didn't even have
powers back then.

304
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,736
Yeah, but I can't say that
and defend myself.

305
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,029
I had to lie about it.

306
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,947
Having powers
isn't always awesome.

307
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,784
Welcome to the club.

308
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,036
- Chrissy wants out?
- Yep.

309
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,205
She already called
that awful conglomerate

310
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,832
that tried to buy us out
a while back.

311
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,918
But reporting
is her superpower.

312
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,211
And you two make a great team.

313
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,378
I know.

314
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,797
Boys, dinner!

315
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:20,882
Well, they must be desperate.

316
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,509
Kyle is selling his grill.

317
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,676
What?

318
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,929
Grilling is his superpower.

319
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,934
There's gotta be another way
for them to get their house.

320
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,020
Hey.

321
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,942
So I hear Timmy Ryan
knows you two have powers?

322
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,401
He doesn't know.

323
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:42,445
Not for sure, anyway.

324
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:46,241
But he was pretty mad.

325
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,076
Okay, so I'm gonna have
to add him to the list.

326
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,410
Look, just tell me now.

327
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,082
Is there anyone else
who might know?

328
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,125
Candice knows.

329
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,710
You told your girlfriend?

330
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,212
He didn't. I did.

331
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,547
What? When?

332
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,423
When she was visiting.

333
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,967
She's known since the 4th?

334
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,468
Well, I had to keep
sneaking off to help Mom,

335
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,719
and she knew I was lying.

336
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,304
- So this is my fault?
- No!

337
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,806
And I wasn't gonna tell her,
but she was really hurt,

338
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,140
and she was about to break up
with me.

339
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,017
- Then you let her.
- Dad, come on.

340
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,894
Don't even start with me.
You should know better.

341
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,229
Yeah, I do.

342
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,981
'Cause I lost Sarah
for the same reason,

343
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,315
and I didn't want Jon
to have to go through that.

344
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,942
This isn't about
what you want.

345
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,652
That wasn't your
decision to make.

346
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,445
We can trust Candice.

347
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,864
You can't possibly know that.
She's 16.

348
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,449
She doesn't even
live in Smallville.

349
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,951
Like everyone in this town
isn't already

350
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:30,952
telling everyone else about it.

351
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,370
I'm fixing that.

352
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,538
Sure, you are.

353
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,789
What don't you two get?

354
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,583
The secret is everything.

355
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,626
It's the only thing that gives
us a chance at a normal life.

356
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,795
This life is hardly normal.

357
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,213
But it's
the only one we have.

358
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,132
So both of you
will do everything you can

359
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:48,011
to protect it from Candice
or Timmy or anyone.

360
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,345
Is that clear?

361
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,889
Fine.

362
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,413
Boys, we need to talk
about your father.

363
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,916
You mean about how he went
off at us for no reason?

364
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,793
It wasn't without reason.

365
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,462
Candice deserved
to know the truth.

366
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,755
Give me that.

367
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,132
- Hey!
- I was just about to win!

368
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,509
This isn't about Candice.

369
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:31,638
Your father has been keeping
this a secret his whole life.

370
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,181
We know.

371
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,974
He only holds it over our
heads, like, all the time.

372
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,517
But I still don't
think you understand

373
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,061
what it actually means.

374
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,813
Do you know how old your
dad was when he got powers?

375
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,065
He was four.

376
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,608
And his parents,
they meant well,

377
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,986
but they were so hard on him
whenever he used them.

378
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,237
We know what that's like.

379
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,656
He was just
a little kid, Jordan.

380
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,866
And his parents were
terrified that if anyone

381
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,242
found out what he
was capable of,

382
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,328
he'd be taken away from them.

383
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,039
So he grew up
with that constant fear.

384
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,249
That's not going
to happen now.

385
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,043
I know,
but keeping this secret

386
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,379
is truly all he's ever known.

387
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,755
Until he told you.

388
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,174
Mr. Irons,
Miss Lang, Chrissy.

389
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,385
But there are so many
other people he didn't tell.

390
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:14,389
And these are people who
were really important to him.

391
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:18,184
He was on an island,
isolated for so long.

392
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,061
Okay, but that
was his decision.

393
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,063
Yeah, and he made it
with good reason.

394
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,981
Listen, all I'm asking
of you guys

395
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,901
is to cut your dad some slack.

396
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,070
He might act like
keeping this secret

397
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,572
didn't cost him anything,
but I promise you,

398
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,493
it is not true.

399
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,915
Hey.
How many innings did I miss?

400
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,625
How many innings
are there in softball?

401
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,377
- Nine.
- Then eight.

402
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,087
Which means
there's still one left.

403
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,672
I got here
as quick as I could.

404
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,465
There was a freighter sinking
off the coast of Greece.

405
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,175
Well, well, well.

406
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,262
There's the face I wanted
to see about two hours ago.

407
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,513
Jimmy, I'm sorry. I--

408
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,973
I get it.
Traffic's crazy these days.

409
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,433
Come on, get out there.

410
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,519
Game's tied.
We need the Bunt King.

411
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,439
- See? Jimmy's not even mad.
- Yeah, this time.

412
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,190
Well, maybe there
won't be a next time.

413
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,567
There's always gonna be
a next time.

414
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,110
I told you, joining this
team was a bad idea.

415
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,486
No, it wasn't.

416
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,821
And you can't let tomorrow
ruin today.

417
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,322
Now, get out there.

418
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,617
You bunt all over that field.

419
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,704
Okay.

420
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,623
You're selling your grill?

421
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,791
We need the money, babe.

422
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,376
I get it.

423
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,628
I tried to sell my stake
in the "Gazette."

424
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,297
What?

425
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,133
No, Chrissy, the "Gazette"
is not a grill.

426
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,969
That's--that's your life.

427
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,429
I know.

428
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,764
But it would have
been more than enough

429
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:38,890
for the down payment.

430
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,308
And don't worry.

431
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,226
I could find another job
after the baby is here.

432
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,812
Yeah, but that is
a big life decision.

433
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:48,232
Doesn't even matter anyway
'cause the only lead I had

434
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,194
turned out to be
a shell corporation for Luthor.

435
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,780
By the time I put out
more feelers...

436
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,408
House will be off the market.

437
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,953
Well, look,
I'll sell everything then--

438
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,622
my grill, my truck.

439
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,707
And believe it or not,
that singing trout on the wall,

440
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,833
that's a collector's item.

441
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,585
Oh, Kyle, no.

442
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,505
No, it doesn't matter
what we sell.

443
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,841
We're not gonna
have the money in time.

444
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,802
That house is just--

445
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,638
it just wasn't meant to be.

446
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:22,016
You know, raising a baby
in a tiny studio apartment

447
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,811
with no in-unit washer/dryer

448
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,772
isn't the worst thing
of all time.

449
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,291
Dad?

450
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,214
We wanted to say we're sorry
about Candice.

451
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,298
And that we
probably should have

452
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,675
handled things differently.

453
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,469
I appreciate that.

454
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,847
Look, I hope you guys know
I'm not trying

455
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,849
to make your lives miserable.

456
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,725
I'm trying to make them better.

457
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,726
We get that.

458
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:06,853
And we wanna help.

459
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,521
Well, good.

460
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,484
Because there's something
the three of us need to do.

461
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,404
Timmy, your friends are here!

462
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,406
I am so glad
you stopped by, Clark.

463
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,199
It's been too long.
- It has.

464
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,243
I wish it was under
better circumstances.

465
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,537
I think our boys had
a little disagreement,

466
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,164
so I just wanted to come over
and clear the air.

467
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,667
A disagreement?
About what?

468
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,169
About them
hiding their powers

469
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,882
because Mr. Kent is Superman.

470
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:41,637
That's very flattering,
but I--that's simply not true.

471
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,055
Honey, I went to school
with Clark.

472
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,640
He was just a normal kid.

473
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,351
Just like how Jon and Jordan
are pretending to be.

474
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,061
Just because Jon's
better than you at football

475
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,563
doesn't mean that
he has powers.

476
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,982
Don't lie to me.
I was there on Main Street.

477
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,358
I saw you fly.

478
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,112
Timothy, are you
using drugs again?

479
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,739
What? No.

480
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,283
Look, I'm sure it's just
an honest misunderstanding.

481
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,618
No, it wasn't.

482
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,786
Enough.

483
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,291
- Whatever.
- Timmy!

484
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,876
I am so sorry about that.

485
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,045
Well, there's no need
to apologize.

486
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,254
Let me go talk to him.

487
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,214
And please, send Lois my best?

488
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,300
Yeah.

489
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,807
Guess this means you can
cross Timmy off your list.

490
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,405
Jimmy?

491
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,077
Hey, wait up.

492
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,411
We missed you
at the game, CK.

493
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,955
It was a close one.
- Yeah, I know.

494
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,373
The craziest thing happened.

495
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,624
You're--you're not
gonna believe it.

496
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,460
Yeah, I don't think I will.

497
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,962
Sorry?

498
00:20:55,963 --> 00:21:00,383
The craziest thing doesn't
happen three games in a row.

499
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,842
I was starting to think
it was me.

500
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,594
Maybe you just didn't
wanna hang out.

501
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:07,306
No, see, my neighbor's cat
got out again, Miss May, and--

502
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,892
Then it hit me.
There's a pattern here.

503
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:13,354
It sounds crazy at first,
but it explains a lot.

504
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,439
Oh, it's just a streak
of bad luck, really.

505
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,316
Actually, I'd say
everyone involved

506
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,069
turned out to be
pretty damn lucky.

507
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,993
Crashing helicopter.

508
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,369
A blown out train track.

509
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,329
A falling elevator
at the Eiffel Tower.

510
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,334
Every game you miss,
Superman was making a save.

511
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,462
I'm not sure I follow.

512
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:41,048
You and I,
we're friends, right?

513
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,384
Yeah, of course.

514
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,886
It's you.

515
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:48,056
You're Superman.

516
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:55,354
Uh, Jimmy, I honestly don't
even know what to say to that.

517
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,356
Just the truth. Nothing else.

518
00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:00,486
Clark Kent, are you Superman?

519
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:07,618
No, I am not Superman.

520
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,081
Hmm.
I still don't believe you.

521
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,499
No offense, but--

522
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,834
Guess we'll just
have to wait and see.

523
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,419
The championship game
is on Friday.

524
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:22,758
So, hopefully,
nothing crazy happens.

525
00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:39,106
How did it go?

526
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,274
They didn't believe you?

527
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,776
They did.

528
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,236
Timmy's mom, anyway.

529
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,074
It really sucked.

530
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,702
- Are they okay?
- Yeah.

531
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,537
It'll take time,
but they'll get used to it.

532
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,415
I hope you're right.

533
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,876
Are we in the market?

534
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,628
No, but I couldn't
stop thinking

535
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,254
about Chrissy and Kyle,

536
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:05,257
and I have an idea
to run by you.

537
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,842
<i>Well, this is
a nice surprise.</i>

538
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:10,054
The four of us haven't
gotten dinner in a long time.

539
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,597
Yeah, what's the occasion?

540
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:14,475
We thought there might
be a reason to celebrate.

541
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,477
Yeah, Lois showed me
your new house.

542
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,020
You two must be so excited.

543
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:24,318
Uh, well, we actually just
decided to stay put for now.

544
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,154
Down payment was a lot and, uh,

545
00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,989
I didn't have any takers
on my grill.

546
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:32,159
Yeah, nobody wants to invest
in media right now, so.

547
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,496
Actually, we have
buyers for you.

548
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,331
Wait, what? Who?

549
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,458
Us.

550
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:41,544
We wanna buy you
out of the "Gazette."

551
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,337
Come again?

552
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:45,422
My dad
never took a vacation

553
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:48,050
and wore the same six
Hawaiian shirts for 30 years,

554
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:52,054
so he left us some money,
and we wanna invest it.

555
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,848
In your new family.

556
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,684
So your baby has a nice home
to grow up in.

557
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:59,145
Oh.

558
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:02,231
Well, look,
y'all heard Chrissy.

559
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,025
We--we can't let y'all throw
away your money like that.

560
00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:06,527
Well, you wouldn't be.

561
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,945
When I first bought
into the "Gazette,"

562
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,572
it was because I wanted
to work with you.

563
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,240
And I also believed
that we could make it

564
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,993
something really special,
and I still believe that.

565
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,286
Lois.

566
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,121
I'm not ready
to give up on us.

567
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,664
And we don't want
anything to change.

568
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,166
You'd both still be co-editors,

569
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,126
and if you ever wanted
to buy back your half,

570
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,130
that door is always open.

571
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:28,300
Please let us
do this for you?

572
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,554
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God!

573
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:36,056
Oh, my God!
Thank you guys so much!

574
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,225
I just love you guys.

575
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:41,478
Oh, see, this does
call for celebration.

576
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,272
And dinner's on me.

577
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,984
I'm not taking no
for an answer.

578
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,321
Leftovers.

579
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,740
I'm not hungry.

580
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,828
Dude, I'm bummed about
Timmy, too, but you gotta eat.

581
00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:00,206
Is it always gonna feel
like this?

582
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:03,125
I hope not. Probably.

583
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:06,420
I'm starting to get why Dad
doesn't have any friends.

584
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:09,173
Dude, Dad has friends.

585
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,674
Mr. Irons, Mr. Cushing.

586
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,343
When was the last time he
actually hung out

587
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:16,347
with one of them
or did anything fun?

588
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:21,227
Having to lie like that
to everyone all the time,

589
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,520
he missed out on so much.

590
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:26,440
It's sad.

591
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,276
I don't wanna end up like that.

592
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,070
At least we always
have each other.

593
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,988
No offense,
but do you really want

594
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:35,324
to be one of those
weirdo twins who only

595
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:38,244
hangs out with each other?

596
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,037
I don't know.

597
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,956
Didn't think so.

598
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,666
<i>I'd like to make a toast.</i>

599
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:47,962
Kent, when we were
growing up, you--

600
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,172
well, you pretty much
kept to yourself.

601
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:51,715
We all know why now.

602
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,593
But, listen, I wasn't
always the nicest to you.

603
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:56,178
Oh, well, that's--

604
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,138
that's true, actually, yeah.

605
00:25:58,139 --> 00:26:01,183
And when y'all first moved
to Smallville,

606
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,394
you and I didn't really
see eye to eye.

607
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,354
That is putting it lightly.

608
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,773
Oh, wait a second.

609
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:10,567
Did I get knocked up
by the town bully?

610
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:13,153
All right, I make no excuses.

611
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,447
But, look, I think
that's what makes this--

612
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,324
this all so much more special.

613
00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:21,620
Despite all that, my acting
a fool, the two of you,

614
00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:24,542
you've been there for us
every step of the way.

615
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:29,795
To the two kindest,
most loyal people I know

616
00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:34,675
who I couldn't be prouder
to call our friends.

617
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,468
To the best of friends.

618
00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:37,886
Friendship.

619
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:39,222
To--

620
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,728
Emmitt Pergande.

621
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,604
Candice's dad?
What about him?

622
00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:49,815
He just walked in.

623
00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:51,692
And he doesn't look right.

624
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,111
There he is.

625
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,405
Clark Kent, my old buddy.

626
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,324
What's he doing here?

627
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:01,202
A little birdie told me
something about you.

628
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:06,167
And I couldn't wait to
come by and chat about it.

629
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,795
He knows who I am.

630
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,591
So, Kent, you wanna know

631
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,927
what that little birdie
told me?

632
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:22,056
Mr. Pergande,
I'd be happy to talk

633
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,974
if we could just step outside.

634
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,518
You always wanna
step outside, don't you?

635
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:29,063
Where no one can see.

636
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,731
Not this time.

637
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:36,070
We're gonna do this right here
in front of everyone.

638
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,614
Now, after you slammed me
against that counter,

639
00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:41,700
I wondered, how could
some mild-mannered nothing

640
00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:45,788
make a fool out of me
in front of everyone?

641
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,414
But that was all a lie

642
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:50,793
'cause you're not really
nothing, are you...

643
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,087
Superman?

644
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:57,132
Look, I don't know
what you've been told,

645
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,134
but I've known Clark here
my whole life,

646
00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:01,929
and he is not Superman.

647
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,181
I guess it's not enough
to lie to the whole world.

648
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,767
Now you got your friends
lying for you too.

649
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,268
That's enough.

650
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,187
I think everyone in here
would like to eat in peace

651
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,439
without your lunatic ramblings.

652
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,774
Really?

653
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,319
'Cause I think they'd
like to know the truth.

654
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,321
Which they sure ain't
gonna get from you,

655
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:22,741
Lois Lane, covering for your
husband's alien ass

656
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:24,118
for the past 20 years.

657
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,453
Do not speak
to my wife like that.

658
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,788
Then admit it.

659
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,123
You're no hero.

660
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,499
You chased me out of town.

661
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:33,627
I've been living
out of my damn car.

662
00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:35,129
Does that make you happy?

663
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,048
Making regular people
like me feel small?

664
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,133
All right, buddy,
that's enough.

665
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,259
I think you need--

666
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,718
Don't you come any closer.

667
00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:43,470
Kyle, get back here.

668
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:49,059
Now, I'm not leaving until
everyone here knows the truth.

669
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:52,104
Even if I have to
prove it myself.

670
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:55,899
There's nothing to worry about,
though, is there, Superman?

671
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,819
Being bulletproof and all.

672
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,154
Put the gun down.

673
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,822
You made me look
like an idiot.

674
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,073
You don't wanna do this.

675
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,116
Quit lying!

676
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:05,411
Emmitt, please.

677
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,462
He was right.

678
00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:42,923
It is you.

679
00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:45,177
Buddy, I got it from here.

680
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:49,597
Taking you to Deputy Johnson's.

681
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:11,994
I'm sorry I lied
to you all for so long.

682
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:14,204
<i>So who told Mr. Pergande?</i>

683
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:15,789
It wasn't Candice.

684
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:19,126
She promised me she hasn't
seen her dad in months.

685
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,460
I believe you.

686
00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,962
I just got a text
from Chrissy.

687
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,131
Guess who Emmitt served
time with at Stryker's.

688
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,717
Luthor.

689
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,135
Which is why
he's been so quiet.

690
00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:29,303
He's been setting this up.

691
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,096
To use the secret against us.

692
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,639
He must have known
that Candice's dad

693
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,058
would come back for revenge
as soon as he heard the truth.

694
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,310
Hey, Emmitt was the first.

695
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,228
He definitely
won't be the last.

696
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:43,066
Luthor will keep
sending people, unless--

697
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,069
unless we don't
keep it a secret.

698
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,196
Clark, that is not
our only option.

699
00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:50,282
I know.

700
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:54,494
And I've been hiding this
my entire life.

701
00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:58,584
But when Emmitt
fired that bullet...

702
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,419
I started to think maybe this--

703
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,755
maybe this is doing
more harm than good.

704
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:07,968
You realize this
would change everything?

705
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:12,931
Which is why it needs
to be a family decision.

706
00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:18,685
This would put all of us
in the spotlight,

707
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:22,274
take away your chance
at ever having normal lives.

708
00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,945
And there'd be no going back.

709
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,325
We're with you, Dad.

710
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:37,037
Yeah, totally.

711
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,915
I'm always with you.

712
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:52,469
I'm sorry, boys.

713
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:55,180
I just wanted to give you
the kind of life that I had.

714
00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:58,975
You did,
for a really long time.

715
00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:01,728
And whatever comes next,

716
00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:04,525
we'll get through this
like we always do.

717
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,611
As a family.

718
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:13,990
You are sure about this?

719
00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:15,327
Yeah.

720
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:18,997
Yeah, it's time.

721
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,834
Then I know just who to call.

722
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:42,646
You having second thoughts?

723
00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:48,775
No, just, uh,
hate being on camera.

724
00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:52,237
I'm really proud of you
for doing this.

725
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,907
I mean it.

726
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,745
You've fought aliens and
stopped worlds from merging.

727
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,415
But this may be the hardest
thing you've ever done.

728
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:17,137
Oh.

729
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,638
Um, hey.

730
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:20,515
Hi, I'm Clark.
- Yeah.

731
00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:22,976
Hi. How you doing? Hi.

732
00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:25,395
Thanks again
for the fuzzy flannel.

733
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,397
How you doing? Hi.

734
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:28,982
Yeah.

735
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:29,983
How you feeling?

736
00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,860
Uh, ready.

737
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,446
Good, because I'm pretty
sure the whole world

738
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:36,074
will be watching.

739
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:41,328
All right, everybody,
quiet on set!

740
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,956
We are live in five, four,

741
00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:47,961
three, two...

742
00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,595
{\an8}<i>- Good evening.</i>

743
00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,305
{\an8}<i>Ever since his first heroic
save nearly 20 years ago,</i>

744
00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:03,517
{\an8}<i>the entire world has
been asking the question,</i>

745
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:04,935
{\an8}<i>who is Superman?</i>

746
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,187
{\an8}<i>And today, we finally
have our answer.</i>

747
00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:09,231
{\an8}I'm Janet Olsen,
coming to you live

748
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:13,318
{\an8}from Smallville, Kansas, where
I'm sitting in Superman's home.

749
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:15,737
{\an8}He has been living
among us all along

750
00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:19,533
{\an8}and is now ready
to reveal himself.

751
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,201
{\an8}Would you introduce yourself?

752
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,702
{\an8}My name is Clark Kent.

753
00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:27,123
{\an8}And, yes, I am Superman.

754
00:35:27,124 --> 00:35:30,752
{\an8}Full disclosure, I've known
you as Clark for years.

755
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:33,380
{\an8}We worked together
at the "Daily Planet."

756
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:36,424
{\an8}The greatest secret of all time
was right in front of me,

757
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:38,385
{\an8}and I never had a clue.

758
00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,595
{\an8}How is that possible?

759
00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:43,139
Um, it took a lot of work
to keep that secret.

760
00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:47,727
And you'd be surprised what
a pair of glasses will do.

761
00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:49,898
Why come forward now?

762
00:35:51,984 --> 00:35:57,070
<i>When I was starting out
as Superman in Metropolis,</i>

763
00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:58,905
<i>being a hero was easy.</i>

764
00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:03,159
<i>And in Smallville,
I was just Clark Kent.</i>

765
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,413
<i>And why would anyone
suspect otherwise?</i>

766
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,498
<i>I kept my abilities hidden.</i>

767
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:11,001
<i>Never used them
for my own gain.</i>

768
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:14,589
<i>And for a lot of years,
that worked.</i>

769
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,926
<i>Uh, but then I--</i>

770
00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:21,597
<i>I died.</i>

771
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:27,517
<i>And some people thought
they saw something.</i>

772
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:30,228
<i>I tried to change their minds,
but...</i>

773
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:33,607
<i>I made good people
doubt themselves, and that--</i>

774
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,485
<i>that felt wrong.</i>

775
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,696
<i>And finally, I saw the strain
that my double life</i>

776
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,115
<i>was putting on my family,
and...</i>

777
00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:46,496
<i>I decided
it was time to let go.</i>

778
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:52,792
But despite all of that,
keeping the secret, it's--

779
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:54,210
it's all I've ever known.

780
00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:55,921
Putting yourself out there
to the world,

781
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,672
how does that make you feel?

782
00:36:57,673 --> 00:37:02,844
Nervous, but also excited.

783
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:05,472
Every day of my life,
I've had to hide a huge part

784
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:06,848
of who I really am.

785
00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:10,685
And now I won't
have to do that.

786
00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:14,106
What do you most want
people to know about you?

787
00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:23,573
That I'm just a regular guy.

788
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,408
But you're
anything but regular.

789
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,702
Okay. Fair, fair.

790
00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:29,663
But, you know,
beyond the powers,

791
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:32,582
you know, I'm a husband, um,

792
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:36,461
I'm a father
to two amazing sons.

793
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:40,173
When they were little,
being Superman, I missed a lot.

794
00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:45,553
And I made a lot of mistakes
and struggled to--

795
00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:47,683
to balance it all.

796
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,436
You know, but really, I'm just
like anyone else out there

797
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:58,650
who loves their family and,

798
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:02,195
you know,
wants to be better for them.

799
00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:04,531
I think we can all relate.

800
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:05,740
Let's back up.

801
00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:07,911
Who were your parents?

802
00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:14,291
And we are clear!
Great work, everybody.

803
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:21,381
Was it okay?

804
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,216
I didn't really know
what to do with my hands.

805
00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,551
Trust me, you were great.

806
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,011
Better than great.
You crushed it.

807
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,471
I should take this.

808
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,890
Was there anything I missed?

809
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:33,101
Uh, actually, yeah.

810
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,228
There is one thing.

811
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:38,106
After many long years,
team "Daily Planet"

812
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,191
finally sent
the "Daily Star" packing!

813
00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:41,735
Yeah, all right!

814
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,571
And the Metro Cup is back home
where it belongs!

815
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,951
Hey, Jimmy?

816
00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:51,828
Congrats.

817
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:53,538
Sorry, I don't really know
what to say.

818
00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:54,956
It's fine.

819
00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:56,416
I guess something crazy
happened again.

820
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:57,625
At least Supes got the day off.

821
00:38:57,626 --> 00:39:00,797
No saves, as far as I can tell.

822
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:04,716
I get it now. I was wrong.

823
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:06,801
You just didn't wanna play.

824
00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:10,388
No, no, no, no, I really did.
Honestly, I just--

825
00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:12,265
It's fine.

826
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:14,976
Hey, we won.

827
00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:18,857
You--you and me, no one said
we have to be buds.

828
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,652
All right, team, let's go!

829
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,155
Last one to Bibbowski's
picks up the tab!

830
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,999
You missed the game
on purpose, huh?

831
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,712
It's the only way
to keep the secret.

832
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,423
You okay?

833
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,634
Yeah.

834
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,346
I'm used to it.

835
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:27,966
<i>Are you sure?</i>

836
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:29,342
Yeah, I'm good here.

837
00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:30,844
You go ahead.

838
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,345
Our phone's been blowing up
since your interview.

839
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:34,055
But we can handle it.

840
00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:37,142
And we're gonna head to Timmy's
in a bit to apologize.

841
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:39,269
Okay, I--

842
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,645
I guess I'm off then.

843
00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:42,313
It's gonna be great.

844
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:46,526
And you look good
without the glasses.

845
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,780
Come on, get out of here.

846
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:02,750
Morning, Mr. Kent.

847
00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:05,545
Hey, Denise.

848
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:08,508
Back here, CK.

849
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,722
Hey, Jimmy.
Thanks for coming.

850
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,390
My sister didn't exactly
give me a choice.

851
00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:20,185
You know how she is.
- Yeah.

852
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,436
Um...

853
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:24,564
Look, I just wanna say I'm--
I'm really sorry.

854
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,860
It's fine. I get it.

855
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,906
I missed you too, pal.

856
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,574
We have so much to catch up on.

857
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,659
But first, being the Bunt King?

858
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,369
That was genius.
- Oh, you think so?

859
00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:39,787
For sure.

860
00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:42,040
The way you bunted
with the tip of the bat.

861
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:43,958
Yeah, I thought it
might have been too much.

862
00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:45,628
But that's the...

863
00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:21,373
Greg, move your head.


